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Saturday, July 18th, 2009
1:03 am
fic #2
Title: Yeah, I'm a Professional
Author: Seamus Finnigan
Beta: Wednesday Addams
Pairing: Russell/Jarvis
Rating: PG-13
Summary: I know you think that I've lost it baby. I know you think that my star is fading... Used to be a contender. Now you're just a pretender
Disclaimer: its only fiction
A/N: i want to warn you that english is not my native language

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12:58 am
fic #1
Title: Pensil Skirt
Author: Seamus Finnigan
Beta: Wednesday Addams
Pairing: Steve/Jarvis
Rating: PG-15
Summary: I only come here cause I know it makes you sad. I only do it 'cos I know you know it's bad. Oh, don't you know that it's ugly and it shouldn't be like that, Oh but, oh it's turning me on
Disclaimer: its only fiction
A/N: and i want to warn you that english is not my native language

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Monday, June 29th, 2009
1:53 am
I have a lot of fanfics in Russian on them, but it should be translated. When I translate I'll post it. :D

Pairing: Jarvis/Steve
Rating: PG-13

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Saturday, May 16th, 2009
10:30 pm
Hi Everyone
a question....
I was trying to listen the program with Jarvis in BBC Radio 4
but for some reason that I don't understand, I just can't do it :(

this is the link....


I would like to know if you can listen to it and/or if maybe you
can upload a downloable version

well that's all...
keep waiting to the Further Complications Release! :D

Tuesday, February 10th, 2009
5:22 pm
I realize this community is sort of dead, but I wrote Jarvis porn, which seems like a pretty legitimate reason to post here! Erm.

pairing: Jarvis/Alex Kapranos
rating: porn D:?
locale: slacker_ties: NOW MORE SLACK!
disclaimer: Jarvis does not have a beard in this story. :(

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Saturday, November 1st, 2008
1:42 pm
BBC 6 Music Podcast....
Hi Everyone, I found this the other day, and I was just wondering if any of you can download it and upload it
to make it available to other countries outside the UK
I'll aprecciate it so much :D

Thank you

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008
9:55 pm
Tuesday, August 19th, 2008
3:24 am
Saturday, June 14th, 2008
5:07 pm
Friday, May 18th, 2007
1:40 pm
Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007
8:18 pm
just thought i'd post and see if any jarvo fans wanted to add me?
i dont have many jarvis fans as friends and my journal is all about my experience with him on monday so if ya wanna read my profile and add me that would rock!!</b>

Current Mood: high
Tuesday, May 1st, 2007
8:15 am
thought i'd share my night last night!!!!
so here is my night.
my fave band has been pulp for 13 years..but they never came to the U.S.A (they are brits)
ive been obsessed with the sultry singer and music for ever!!!
well finally he went solo and came to seattle..TONIGHT!!!
i got front row! center in a small ass club!
when he first came out i grabbed onto some strange girl cuz i thought i was gunna faint!!!
he came out running and throwing goodies to everyone in the front row.
he gave me an artical out of the seattle times he was reading...

his performance was unlike ANY other ive seen and ive been to a million shows!!!
he acts out his songs and interacted with the audience like a crazy man...
then he came down by me and he held his finger out and i grabbed it and he stroked it in and out to the beat of the song..then pulled away all yummy like...
then he did his *famous* jarvis cocker dances!!!!
grown men were crying and screaming like girls! ive never seen anything like it.

i yelled i love you jarvis and he looked down at me and said..."you do huh?,you sound proud of it" HAHAHAH..he was super funny!!
i touched his shoe a couple times and RUBBED HIS LEG!!
he did a song called one man show and danced all sexy so i touchd up his thigh again!! heheheheh!!!

then for the last song at the very end of the song he GRABBED MY HAND UNTIL THE FINAL NOTE THEN LET GO!!!! ahhhh!!!

then he came back for an encoure (sp?)
and i had to do it..he radiated sex as all jarvis fans know.
I GRABBED HIS CROTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and he looked down at me through his hot trademark glasses and pointed at me like i was a bad girl..everyone in the fron CHEERED! and gave me props afterwards!!!

OMG OMG OMG im flying high!!!!
hes a fucking genius..never seen someone work a croud like that.
i swear i dremt this all....
Thursday, March 8th, 2007
8:17 pm

If you want to know what's different about us - read the userinfo page. I've already posted a fic challenge.
Friday, February 2nd, 2007
8:32 pm
From another magazine.. Unfortunately the interviewer and him met on the street and not in his home :P

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updtated :D

Current Mood: happy
Tuesday, January 30th, 2007
7:53 pm
Magazine pics
some picsspam from my fav magazine "Neon"..
anyway another pic here >Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

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Current Mood: mischievous
Tuesday, January 9th, 2007
5:43 pm
Sunday, December 24th, 2006
5:56 pm
death goes to the disco
isn't this the most romantic lyric?

'And you're so beautiful, too beautiful for this dead-end world.'

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh jarvis cocker
Wednesday, November 1st, 2006
1:37 am
Morrissey/Jarvis Cocker Part III
Disclaimer: Never happened (unless I am a totally amazing psychic channeler of the smutty gay thoughts and deeds of distant Sex Gods, which, sadly, is most unlikely.)
Warning: Jarv has what could be called a non-con fantasy
Rating: 18/ NC-17

Moz/Jarv Part III
Saturday, October 28th, 2006
10:00 pm
Title: Intervention:
a Cautionary Tale,
Why it’s Nice to be Nice
Rating: NC-17
Cast: Liam and Noel Gallagher/Jarvis Cocker/Damon Albarn/Graham Coxon /Alex Kapranos/Nick McCarthy.
Note: No incest, no non-con (despite foreboding of both), just nice folks shagging, and an inspirational message, too, despite Liam's bad attitude
POV: Liam at beginning and end of story, third-person omniscient in middle
Caution: Contains unrealistic descriptions of drug withdrawal and no understanding whatsoever of human nature.
Warning for the humor-impaired: this story may contain traces of humor.
Disclaimer: None of this ever happened.

Thursday, October 12th, 2006
8:02 pm
Another attack by the Instant Slash Generator
Because y'all failed to provide the haikus, Jarvis has been subjected to the Instant Slash Generator, yet again

A Story of Jarvis Cocker, Little Richard, Tony Blair, and some couscousCollapse )
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